Sea Pickle

A Sea Pickle is Something to Be Cherished

Some point last week I decided to create a new blog post and title it “Sea Pickle”, as demonstrated above, but that’s all I put.

So here we are, about four days later, in a bit of a predicament. I don’t remember why I decided to title this Sea Pickle. I know what I am referencing of course, but I have no idea why me of the past would want to blog about it. I mean, I literally just wrote Sea Pickle, saved it, and then left it. I don’t understand.

Now to explain “Sea Pickle”, Sea Pickle is something I thought was the funniest thing one night at Josh Booth’s house when I was hopped up on sugar. We had a gallon of apple juice and then went to play Minecraft in his room. Now sometime between me in the kitchen and me sitting down on his couch (which was a significant bit of time honestly, because his room is two flights of stairs above the kitchen) I went from calm to crackhead. We started playing a Minecraft adventure map, and we were sent to the moon to harvest space plants, which I thought was hilarious. On the moon, the gravity was weird so you could float and make items float, and the plants we had to harvest were sea cucumbers. But I couldn’t remember the word for sea cucumber, so I called it a sea pickle. This is where things got crazy. Not only did I think the word Sea Pickle was hilarious, but I also threw them as high and far as possible, watching them float to the ground. While Josh was busy completing the mission, I was running around, cackling, and throwing the “sea pickles” as I went.

That was a crazy sugar high, but I don’t know why I wanted to write about it.

But there we go, that was Sea Pickle. After we completed the sea pickle mission we watched some more Great British Baking Show because we decided that watching the Conjuring for the 19th time wasn’t a great choice.

I also have no idea where this blog is going because I’m done talking about Sea Pickle and I don’t remember what I wanted to write about.

Okay let’s discuss Josh Booth’s dogs because I hate one of them but the other one is okay. When you drive into Josh’s driveway, his dogs will run at your car. This is incredibly stupid of them, but they do it anyway. What you must do in this situation is drive full speed ahead with no regard for their well being. They will move out of the way. This is the most terrifying thing I have every experienced.

I am a lover of all animals and I do not wish to cause them harm, but if you try and wait for the dogs to go away, they won’t. The only solution is to pretend they don’t exist.

But this is not easy because they are chasing your car or running in front of it.

I have a mini heart attack every time I drive to his house.

But the dog that I hate is Conner. I know I said I’m a lover of all animals, and I don’t hate Conner, I dislike him more than Blue though. But his name is Conner. And also he likes to jump on my car and get it all scratched. He’s also so annoying because he barks so much. Also he won’t eat out of a bowl. He requires his food to be placed on the ground. Which is so dumb. But the real reason I dislike him is because he knocked me over once, which spilled my apple juice. I love apple juice, and I will never forgive him.

The other dog is Blue, and she’s nicer. She’s more sensible, like a middle aged woman. Conner is a psycho twenty year old on crack. Blue is better because she doesn’t charge the cars. She runs at them, but from a small distance behind Conner so as not to be killed. Which is smart of her. Also she likes to eat out of bowls and she never spilled my apple juice so I still respect her.

My friend Cecilia Cronin has a bird that she named Se7en. This poor bird deserves so much better than what it gets. I’m pretty sure Cecilia hates it. But many times I have gone to her house and she and Josh have played the game “put the bird in the microwave” for a couple of hours. I would not be surprised if the bird was eternally traumatized from this experience.

A Sea Pickle is Something to be Cherished