40,000 Avocados

I’m pretty sure this is not common knowledge, so I shall educate the public. You can buy 40,000 avocados for $100,000 and I just wanted to say that. So that’s the fun fact for the day friends.

I don’t honestly know where this was going. I started this blog just really excited to talk about avocados, but then realized that I actually have very little to say. I don’t want to re-start though. I think the world needs to know that you can buy 40,000 avocados with $100,000. You could go to college for two years or give every starving African child one avocado. The choice is yours.

Also I’m feeling very self conscious today because the cross country team voted on spirit yesterday and they decided on cowboy spirit, but nobody else wore cowboy stuff. So here I am, looking ridiculous for seemingly no reason. I have a cowboy hat and everything, but without the rest of the squad I just look like a Texas Lesbian, so that’s fun. Not that Texas lesbians are necessarily bad, I just can’t pull off tucked in shirts and large belts. Honestly it would be a lot worse without the hat, but still, you won’t catch me dressing like this ever again.

The picture featured above is a tragedy. Definitely one of the worst pictures I have ever taken. @ joy if you’re reading this, there is something just for you at the end of this blog. I know you will enjoy it 🙂

But let’s analyze this outfit, shall we? First we have the cowboy hat, of course. Not much to say there, it makes it pretty obvious what I am trying to accomplish here. Next we have a flannel, buttoned all the way up and tucked in. This could either be a lesbian look or cowboy, and it could really go either way, so not the best decision. The bandanna does match the outfit, and also says cowboy though so that’s good. And we have a belt that has a large buckle because also cowboy. I pulled it off pretty well, but it would be helpful if other people did too. I now cannot wear this flannel ever again, but sacrifices must be made.

I don’t know how many people have ever listened to the song Cowboy by Kid rock, but that’s what dressing like this is making me think of, so now that song is stuck in my head. And it’s not even a good song. It’s actually really terrible, so I wouldn’t recommend listening to it if you have any dignity. If that’s your favorite song, I’m sorry I guess, it’s not the worst song ever. I’m An Anarchist Baby is probably the worst song ever, and I sure hope no one except for me has ever heard that monstrosity.

I’d like to mention that I listen this a lot of music because it’s funny. A lot of the songs I listen to regularly I listen to because something about them struck me as t crazy to pass up. Take Cowboy by Kid rock, it’s so weird that it’s hilarious. At the start there’s this robot voice that says “cowboy” and that’s the funniest thing. In Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne she says “meow” in the middle of the song, and when I heard that the first time I lost it. I think Joshua by Dolly Parton is hilarious because I’m friends with Josh Booth, and literally anything by Pitbull is funny. So is Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett. I love that song, but it is so funny to me because this guy decided to sing about a cheeseburger!

For those who may be concerned about my well being, I do listen to normal person, serious music too, but when I want to have a blast I just shuffle my prank music playlist. It’s always fun to see peoples reactions when they hear seemingly unrelated music in the same playlist.

This last bit is dedicated to Joy Wilson. She took a terrible picture of me in my cowboy get up as payback for something I texted her. I did not want to make it so everyone had to see this, but I don’t see any way around it. I would like to apologize in advance to the public. But now,everyone please behold the excellence that is this cowboy, you’re welcome.

I don’t know what this blog is, but I think it’s really just an excuse for me to procrastinate on the other things I have to do. Don’t forget, you can buy 40,000 avocados for $100,000 and I am a cowboy in love with Lily Huff.