Author Archives: heygurl37

So this summer I decided that I would go to Running Camp with my cross country team. Now of course I thought this would be one of the worst decisions I could have ever made because the words “running camp” sound absolutely torturous when placed together, but I was going to be captain so IContinue reading “Camp Suffering”

So I recently learned that rats like to be tickled. And not only that, but while they’re being tickled, rats GIGGLE. They giggle at a frequency that humans can’t hear. I can’t decide whether or not this fact is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard or the most terrifying, but either way IContinue reading “Rats Giggle”

However you say Clarissa’s name, you are probably saying it wrong. You must emphasize the “ris” in Clarissa and the “gas” in Lagasse, but even that explanation does not cover everything that goes on when you say Clarissa’s name. Clarissa is a real bro to me. She is in two of my classes this term,Continue reading “Clarissa Lagasse”

I should be studying for my math test next block right now, but who doesn’t love a good bit more procrastination? I got a 73 on my last quiz, so I really should be studying, but I don’t want to. My mistakes are mostly just stupid ones anyway. I know generally what I’m doing, IContinue reading “They Don’t Sell The Sausages At Costco”

We had a meeting for the swim team yesterday so people could be lectured on rules and try on suits and such. It was rather pointless and definitely a waste of an hour, but that’s beside the point. Our swim coach decided it would be a good choice to grow a beard. This made himContinue reading “My Swim Coach is Ted Bundy”

After school today I was a victim of a kidnapping. Not actually, but like kind of. I was peacefully walking over to my car after the student council meeting, when my friend Josh pulls up next to me in his car. He rolls down the window to ask me if I would like to joinContinue reading “$8.50 BLT”

-Libby W. California After lunch today, Ainsleigh and Marissa were acting like crackheads and raving about the water they were drinking, so of course I asked them what was going on. They told me they ate chocolate and that was the reason they were acting insane, and then they offered me some of said chocolate.Continue reading “Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe”

When Leggings Home first opened at the mall, I was not planning on ever entering it for any reason. However, one day this all changed as I was prancing by with my dear friend Matt Liliedahl. We were minding our own business, discussing our opinions on scented candles, when I happened to glance into theContinue reading “Yogga”

In Spanish yesterday we were playing Tellestrations. If you are not aware of the game Tellestrations, I’m not going to give an in depth description because that’s lame. It’s basically the greatest game ever and it combines Pictionary with telephone so it’s hilarious. The reason I bring up this game is because yesterday, Pedro gotContinue reading “Fire Breathing Fish”

I doubt that many people are planning on going to see the movie Count Down, but if you are maybe don’t read the first bit of this. It gained a score of 29% on rotten tomatoes, so it’s definitely not worth the $12.50 a ticket to see it in theaters, but I had a funContinue reading “Too Wormmy”