My Strange Obsession With Lily Huff

I am a Creepy Stalker Person

I will be honest and say that I don’t know Lily Huff all that well. We haven’t really ever had a real conversation, and I’m 90% certain that this is the first class we have had together. But she is some sort of a celebrity because I have known who she was since she was a freshman and didn’t bother learning peoples names until last year.

That being said, I think she’s super cool, and I love coming into class and just staring at the back of her head all day. (That last bit was a joke, I’m not actually that creepy) But I do read all of her blogs, because they’re hilarious. This was all covered in the love letter I wrote her on Friday, so if she decides to read this blog I don’t think any of this intro information should come as a surprise. Out of context this does sound insane, but the love letter thing is totally normal and I think everyone who reads this will understand anyway so it doesn’t even matter.

But the real point is that while I admire Lily Huff and her awesomeness from afar, we have never been close. So it is unsurprising that I do not follow her on any form of social media on any platform except for this one. What is surprising however is what I found while scrolling through my camera roll, trying to find something to write a blog about.

I was just scrolling, minding my own business, trying to find anything remotely humorous that I could potentially write about for seven hundred and fifty words, when I came across some absolute gems. (I would put them in here but wordpress hates me and rejected them)

These gems as I described them, are two videos of Lily Huff, from different times in her life, both from what I believe to be her finsta but honestly I am not sure. Of course when I saw them I knew it was an excellent opportunity. Not only could I write an entire blog about the love of my life, Lily Huff, but I could also seem extra creepy because I wrote her a love letter on Friday! That is too good to pass up, so here we are of course.

Now as we have discussed I do not follow Lily Huff on any social media platform other than wordpress. So how did I get these videos? I have to say I was completely bamboozled, until I watched the second video. The first video was merely a screen recording, and besides the fact that the person I received it from must have followed Lily Huff on Instagram, there were no helpful clues as to who this person could be. But the second video, that was a whole different ball game. The second video shows a hand holding two phones, both in sync, both playing the same video recorded by Lily Huff. At the end of the video, the camera turns away from Lily Huff, to show us the other love of my life, Josh Booth. After this, everything made sense. Of course Josh would be the one to send me something so completely random, the mystery was solved.

But also the mystery wasn’t solved because how did the videos get on my phone? Clearly Josh Booth was the one to do it, but I don’t remember it happening. At some point, on July 30th, Josh Booth sent me videos of Lily Huff and saved them to my camera roll. But the real question is why did he do this?

Honestly I shouldn’t even be surprised. Josh Booth sends me the strangest things, but usually the strange things are related to me, not other people that we do not really know. So I’m sorry Lily Huff, but I have two really random videos of you on my camera roll. He probably just thought the videos were hilarious (which they were, because this is Lily Huff we’re talking about), but now I seem like some insane person because not only did I write her a love letter, but I also wrote a blog about how I have videos of her on my camera roll, so that’s fun.

But you know what else is fun? Lily Huff and Joy Wilson and some other people also like to play Hide and Clap, which is super cool because Josh and I play Hide and Clap all the time because of the Conjuring. That has literally no relation to anything else in this blog, but it was a fun fact.

Lily Huff is one of those people that you wish you were best friends with because they’re just so cool. Being friends with her just seems like the best time, and this is totally not helping my claim of not being creepy, but I promise I won’t try and murder her in her sleep or anything.

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I chose to insert this image in place of the two videos I have because this blog cite doesn’t let you put in videos and it made me angry. But I needed something, so here we are.

So yeah, I now have three items on my camera roll from random moments in Lily Huffs life and I’m still not exactly sure how they got there. I promise I’m not totally insane, I just appear to have a weird fascination with Lily Huff. I probably should not put this on the internet.